care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.

The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.

by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016

Gummy Bear Sundae

When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.

Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly

by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019

Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019

Polar Bear Shot

Take the drainage from someone doing a Neti pot and pour it in a shot glass and drink it. Also, can be used with cum.

Bro, he totally made someone do the Polar Bear Shot this weekend!!

by Mictasty August 31, 2020

care bear stare

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.

OMG the care bear stare!

by lala April 16, 2004

care bear stare

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.

I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare

by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011

Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)

Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?

by Bear-cub December 31, 2010