Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master

Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !

by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004

bazooka launcher

ron's favorite toy

ron tried to shoot his bazooka laundher but it shot out cum instead

by instigationmachine May 9, 2004

Bazooka Joe

A facial, busting a nut on a girl's face

I gave that slutty girl the ole Bazooka Joe last night.

by JW and D Smith August 24, 2005

bazooka dive

It's a Sexposition, The girl must be on the back on the bed with her heels stickin just a little bit out, then the guy grabs the back of the heels with straight arms, and then the guy will have to jump up in the air and at the same time spread the girls legs så when you land it will be a perfect target.

Last night i bazooka dived that girl

by YasH-Stashs-Ass December 29, 2007

Bazooka Joe

To blow your wad prematurely

He got all excited and then bam - it was Bazooka Joe all over the place.

by Superswank February 10, 2004

bazooka tooth

-noun: The end of the world. Everything going to shit.

"Ah fuck, there go the four horsemen. Curse this forsaken bazooka tooth!!"

by solid_servo March 17, 2004

Man Bazooka Juice

Semen.

I squirted out some man bazooka juice three times playing that game.

by Latino Banana September 18, 2016