Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Bagel

God.

I worshipped the bagel.

by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022

Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not

Bagels 🥯

by Jb0705 June 20, 2022

Bagel

Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.

Bagel

by MyDogIsChonky October 1, 2022

Bagel

Former Owner of R3L on Rec Room

Bagel is a Noob who won't play gartic phone with the goobers

by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023