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AssFuck

1.) another way of calling someone an asshole or complete crybaby d-bag,someone whos piss'in u off epically at the moment.
2.) the act of do'in your friend's mother
3.) The native american term for your mother
4.) In the ancient tribe of Haunalukikito the 'assfuck" was the person who was sacrificed to the mighty snake god Glaucon.
1.)a complete asshole or an, "AssFuck"
2.) some bitch
3.) friday night with your friends mother , a.k.a "AssFuck"
4.) Ryan Seacrest major "AssFuck"
by Miss Dutchy 13 May 25, 2010
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AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.
Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.
by CrispyD November 10, 2007
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asspickle

other: ass pickle,ass-pickle

origin:Florida,Tampa area, Riverview

creators:Eric Fe******s, and Marcell Ja**s

Deffinition: A ubercocky participant in an on-line FPS game (usually Halo 2)who pownes and is powned frequently and is a sore looser/winner that will complain about being powned or will rub the fact that he/she pownedyou.
Asspickle:dOOd, i #0#411"/ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/\^
(dude ,I totally powned ur arse man)
actually
skilled
player: F*ck you 1337 wannabe noob douche

Asspickle:i 57!1_1_ %0\/\/^3o/ u12 /\1253 m/.....
(I still powned ur arse ma(n).....)
-asspickle player is sniped in back of head while trying to figure out his lame 1337 translation sheet from http://dum.asspickle.noob (or similar wannabe noob site)
by Eric F. July 16, 2008
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asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008
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asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.
You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."
by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007
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Assfuck Cheap

Extremely cheap italian food like cheaper that Olive Garden amirite?
Dude ravioli is assfuck cheap. not like at the big O.G. amirite?
by Chuncky maonko34 July 12, 2007
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Assbucket

A person who subjects to lapdances
Chloe's brother called her an assbucket for going to a club all night
by Jadyn Joseph October 23, 2016
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