by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
Get the bald assclown mug.Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
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Get the Assclown mug.1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
Get the Assclown mug.John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me January 31, 2015
Get the Captain Assclown mug.A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.
by Patriot American January 11, 2021
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Get the Assclowns mug.When a girl wearing heavy makeup eats someone’s booty and leaves makeup marks on the ass of which they were eating
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