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assassino

1. A cooler way of saying assassin .Best when pronounced with an Italian accent,like in Assassin's Creed 2.

2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino

3. Altair of Assassin's Creed

4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.

5. Solid snake from MGS
Assassino :Time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*

Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !

Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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verbal assassination

A group of words that range from a few sentences to lengthy paragraphs which radiate supreme mastering of the art of language. The purpose of a verbal assassination is to impress the target person with your skills to either grind their self-esteem down to the size of a pea, raise their spirits in an uplifting manor, or simply to impress others with your ability to place words together in an inspiring fashion.
Claire is a master at verbal assassination. She is the verbal assassinator that all other verbal assassinators are subordinate to.
by Verbal Assassinator July 25, 2010
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ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim
Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.
by atown86 December 25, 2007
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fun assasin

A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.
oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.
by bluntmaster November 4, 2003
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Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin

The name belonging to a sexy humble man, with a pretty nice behind. He is so loveable and the perfect prince charming. After sweeping so many girls off their feet, he finally settled down with that one chica. Am amazing boyfriend, and perfect companion for anytime, anywhere. Up for almost anything. He's got jokes like the joker and walks with attitude. Oh, and apparently, he's pretty gangster.
-OH, it smells kind of like sex..

-It's me. My new perfume called Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin. It 's the new thing!
by Ninja Assassin4^* June 16, 2011
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asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.
Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!
by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011
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Patpong Balloon Assassins

The female-only Special Operations Forces created by the Thai Secret Service, employed in unconventional warfare, foreign internal defense, direct action, Counter-Terrorism, and special reconnaissance operations.

Since most anti-Thai terrorist communications are transferred via helium-filled balloon, a special method of intercepting such messages has been devised and is the specific expertise of the PBA. All agents have been trained for years in the ingenious art of striking down these air-born missives with Manually Guided Anti-Balloon Rockets (DARTS, Thai acronym) which they dispatch from their Internal Propulsion Muscular Launch Pads (VAGINA, Thai acronym).

Though no footage exists of the PBA in action, training exercises can be viewed at a number of facilities on the 2nd Floor at Patpong 1 in Krung Thep (Bangkok), Thailand, usually after 17.00 hours with a two drink minimum.
"Some guy grabbed my arm as I was street shopping in the Patpong district last night, insisting that I should view a special Patpong Balloon Assassins training exercise. Then he pushed me up a flight of stairs."
by LOS Angle May 6, 2007
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