ashton

the worst person alive

oh no it’s ashton!! run away

by green goblin December 30, 2019

Ashton

An Ashton is a type of person who only eats human flesh and plays tuba

"did you see ashton???"

"Yeah he was eating a human whilst playing tuba"
"lol okay"

by nothsaxd September 11, 2018

Ashonti

A very selfless person who puts anyone before ones self, full of emotion which may portray them as weak but they're actually the opposite they have tons of imagination to one it may seem over the top but to another audience it may be attractive, occasionally an Ashonti may seem to have a split personality but over all he/she lives off of love which is a huge part when it comes to their humanity .

I've met someone named Ashonti before, it was like meeting a human kaledoscope

by shatteredrecordsz December 20, 2013

Ashton

The cutest guy alive. He lives in my town. And he’s my crush. I wish he could be mine. Btw this is Izzie from your class. One question. Will you go out with me?

Ashton I wish he could be mine he’s the best thing ever and he’s super cute

by Loveofashtonslife October 15, 2017

ashtonn

an awesome guy (;
*strong
*smart
*kind
*funny
*the good kind of dork (:
*23

That is so Ashtonn. ( ;

by illa13nos January 1, 2012

Ashton Kutcher

An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.

Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?

Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.

by FightClubber December 29, 2008

Ashton Arbarb

AKA asston. he is racist and enjoys saying the n word on the daily, which his girlfriend Mackenzie Ziegler defends him for doing. Nobody likes him and he is a clout chaser.

Hey do you know who’s a clout chaser?
ashton arbarb, mackenzie ziegler’s boyfriend who is a clout chaser

by Johnnys gf January 2, 2019