Skip to main content

Madam's apple

Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).
"Holy crap! Look at that madam's apple on Ann Coulter!"
by Tha Funkinator May 13, 2005
mugGet the Madam's apple mug.

fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.
Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.
by somebody March 6, 2005
mugGet the fiona apple mug.

Apple Corps

A multi-armed multimedia corporation founded in London in January 1968 by the members of The Beatles to replace their earlier company (Beatles Ltd.) and to form a conglomerate. The name is an ingenious pun, as it's pronounced exactly the same as "Apple core," the inedible part of an apple.
- "Have you heard of Apple corps?"
- "You mean the inside of an apple?"
by Alexe123 August 16, 2023
mugGet the Apple Corps mug.

Hard Apple

A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet
John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”
by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020
mugGet the Hard Apple mug.

Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.
by bangtanbooties August 12, 2013
mugGet the Apple mug.

Apple Patch

The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality
Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch
by TheLegendofB April 16, 2015
mugGet the Apple Patch mug.

nigger apple

i likes me a juicy nigger apple.
by niggerapple January 9, 2009
mugGet the nigger apple mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email