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Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.
by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.
I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.
by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009
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hiking the Appalachian Trail

To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).

To cheat on your wife.
"Jane filed for divorce when she caught her husband hiking the Appalachian Trail with the babysitter."
by Palmetto Ghetto June 24, 2009
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hiking the Appalachian trail

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."
by hayes6 June 24, 2009
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Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.
DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.
by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008
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hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.
"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"
by SonOfALink June 24, 2009
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appause

The amount of time between a band ending their song and the audience determining the song is over and initiating their applause.
It's always hard to figure out the appause with an emo band.
by 85cyclone April 17, 2016
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