A fruit used as the basic right of passage for pot smokers. The apple is used as a pipe when no alternative is available. The stem is removed and the top is punctured halfway through the apple towards the bottom with a pen, then a side hole is punctured to meetup with the first one. Load the top as a bowl and smoke. Once fried, eat the apple to temporarily combat your munchies.
Johndante: Aye man got a bowl or some sweets?
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
Dan: Nah man, got an apple though.
Johndante: Shyt man then stab that bitch!
by thevalleyboy April 7, 2019
Get the apple mug.1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.
2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.
2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.
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by lmaoweresoscene December 28, 2005
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by moltovivace February 22, 2005
Get the apple mug.1. The round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider or can help you get a wiggly tooth out
2. A company that makes electronics
2. A company that makes electronics
by Desie09 February 5, 2015
Get the Apple mug.by frabrizio November 17, 2016
Get the apples mug.Its a fucking fruit for god sake. Who the fuck DOESN'T know what an apple is?! FUCK! A STARVING KID IN AFRICA KNOWS WHAT AN APPLE IS! HE FUCKING FANTASIZES ABOUT ONE EVERY DAY!
by pseudonym fucker December 13, 2017
Get the APPLE mug.1.) A delicious fruit that may or may not be used to harass any and all doctors in the vicinity.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
2.) A corporation of con-artists and lazy dumbasses who charge people more than a brand new car for a poorly built box of glued on parts and below-average specs that cost an arm and a leg for repairs that you can easily do yourself...except said company wants full control of the machine and lies to their customers to keep them in the dark about their bullshit practices.
1.) An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
2.) This is coming from a longtime iPhone user: FUCK APPLE.
by LambdaBelmont February 8, 2020
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