For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.
by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020
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is smart, funny, cool and a good guy. He is very attracive and likes to flirt with girls, but if you get to know Angus he can have deep convitations with you. He is very talented at all sports and likes to work out alot. he is supper hot
is smart, funny, cool and a good guy. He is very attracive and likes to flirt with girls, but if you get to know Angus he can have deep convitations with you. He is very talented at all sports and likes to work out alot. he is supper hot
by cod lover August 10, 2018
Get the Angus mug.1. Angus is a piece of shit.
2. A little ranger baby that everyone loves. Some girls have a weird fetish for him but duh he is gorg. He a hottayyyyyyy
3. Angus is a cool person that is awesome and very smart. He can be very flirty around pretty girls and is a badass at COD
4. Angus is an vulnerable and insecure person. Unfortunately, because of this he feels the need to push others down below him because it makes him feel better about himself if he sees someone suffer more than he has. He pretends he's hardcore and dirty but really he's a kind boy who's upset about how he treats others, especially girls. He flirts with all of them. However he seems to have done this so much he cant stop. and twisted the rules of life and love and he looks at the world a different way. He needs love though. He needs someone to care for him. He has a lot of love in his heart, else he wouldn't hurt the way he does. He's beautiful. He just doesn't see it. So show him.
5. Really kick-ass guitar player for the greatest band ever, ACDC
6. A young man who is extremely charming. One to be completely in love with. Very funny, but also capable of deep conversations. A wonderful "catch."
7.A super sexy awesome guy who is better than everyother guy in the world his girlfriend/wife must be so proud, if your name is angus be proud of it because you must be amazing
2. A little ranger baby that everyone loves. Some girls have a weird fetish for him but duh he is gorg. He a hottayyyyyyy
3. Angus is a cool person that is awesome and very smart. He can be very flirty around pretty girls and is a badass at COD
4. Angus is an vulnerable and insecure person. Unfortunately, because of this he feels the need to push others down below him because it makes him feel better about himself if he sees someone suffer more than he has. He pretends he's hardcore and dirty but really he's a kind boy who's upset about how he treats others, especially girls. He flirts with all of them. However he seems to have done this so much he cant stop. and twisted the rules of life and love and he looks at the world a different way. He needs love though. He needs someone to care for him. He has a lot of love in his heart, else he wouldn't hurt the way he does. He's beautiful. He just doesn't see it. So show him.
5. Really kick-ass guitar player for the greatest band ever, ACDC
6. A young man who is extremely charming. One to be completely in love with. Very funny, but also capable of deep conversations. A wonderful "catch."
7.A super sexy awesome guy who is better than everyother guy in the world his girlfriend/wife must be so proud, if your name is angus be proud of it because you must be amazing
it is a wild angus
by lazar lazar sdacfgtyd November 27, 2018
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The feeling of anguish you get when you realize your boyfriend who wrote you sonnets and took you on romantic dinners and courted you for months on end is really a cold blooded maniac who refers to his ex girlfriend as a crazy stalker but is still dating her and YOU.
The anguish you experience when you believe his lies and then see a photo of him standing at a black tie ball with said crazy girlfriend the same night he came home and told you he hadnt seen her in months and adored you
The anguish you experience when you believe his lies and then see a photo of him standing at a black tie ball with said crazy girlfriend the same night he came home and told you he hadnt seen her in months and adored you
by Christabele April 27, 2009
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