fungus amongus

When you feel like shit after smoking old/bad weed.

Yeah, she doesn't smoke anymore since she got that fungus amongus from chris' bowl.

by toke oner July 3, 2006

Bruh amongus sussy!!!111

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You: Bruh amongus sussy!!!111
Me: Finally, enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test.

Right, what do we have here?

A nice length and girth,

not too much fat on the side,
and just an immaculate cock to ball ratio.

Simple, rustic, and juicy cock.

Mmm, just exploding with flavor.

by Æï July 6, 2021

Fungus amongus

Melanie aka a fungus around us.

Whose a fungus amongus? Melanie hehe

by Bob Cheese December 27, 2003

Sussy Amongus Imposter Sussy

When A Random Dude Is Brought In A Room And The LIghts Are Turned Off And Others Convince The Girl Into Having sex With The Guy By Saying He Is Someone She Likes

Dude We Totally tricked natalie into Sussy Amongus Imposter Sussy

Really?

Yea She Didnt Even Know I Was The One Fucking Her

by Imposter From Amongus September 21, 2021

Kid Amongus

A word that is meant to be said backwards

person 1: hey, can you say kid amongus backwards?

person 2: sure, kid amongus backwards is sugonma dik

by David Matthews Band October 17, 2021

Kid amongus

A word that should not be spelt or said backwards (especially out loud)

“hey joe, say kid amongus backwards”

“Ok, sugonma di-“

“HAHA JO MAMA”

“BUSTED”
“HE SUSSY MY G”

by UWUbakabaddie_x November 30, 2021

cool amongus balls dude

me

"Hey look at that guy! He's like a cool amongus balls dude!"

by Chubby_Squid February 7, 2022