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American Horror Story

An amazing programme which is great for horror lovers- there are currently four seasons:
Murder House- which is about ghosts
Asylum- features demonic possession, serial killers and zombie things
Coven- focuses on witches in New Orleans
Freak Show- which centers on a freak show in the lowly town of Jupiter, Florida.
Contains sexually explicit scenes and bad language. It's rated an 18 but should be like a 15
Person #1: Omg did you see American Horror Story last night?
Person #2: Yeah! Evan Peters is so hot!!
by AHSFan April 2, 2015
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USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011
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American Psycho

A controversial 1991 novel written by American author Bret Easton Ellis.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.

The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.

An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.

The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
Quotes:

"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"

American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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Why do you hate America?

For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?

Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.
Original usage:

Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?



Current usage:

Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?
by havick December 17, 2008
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Virgin America

A good airline turned into a pile of shit from Alaska Airlines cuz Alaska Airlines bought Virgin America.
Virgin America was the best airline ever. Alaska Airlines wanted to ruin everything and be a fucking party-pooper and buy the best airline ever (aka Virgin America). Fuck Alaska Airlines <3
Virgin America is the best airline ever.
by jojo1107 January 26, 2019
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23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022
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American Dream

A fairytale designed to make people conform, spend money they don't have on stuff they don't need , work for less pay, and think someday they can have everything they want.

Bait and switch
I thought my degree could help me get a job and i could live the American Dream. Now, no one will hire me and i owe $100,000.00 in student loans.
Fuck you! American Dream.
by Fffffcough February 4, 2014
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