by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021
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"Dude, did you here about that gang of serial rapists selling crack to three year-olds in Altoona?"
"Which ones?
"Which ones?
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Get the Almond Rocha mug.A town in central PA. Full of old people and druggies. Not a lot for young people to do other than brawl at the McDonald’s behind AAJHS, go to Sk8-1-4, skate at Galactic, and smoke lots and lots of weed. Other than being known for its trains and history, it’s also known for:
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- Texas Hot Dogs
- Gangster-wannabe’s
- And finally, more white people than black people that use the N-word.
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- Texas Hot Dogs
- Gangster-wannabe’s
- And finally, more white people than black people that use the N-word.
Person 1: Hey, I’m hungry, where do you wanna go to eat?
Person 2: Let’s order an MTO at Sheetz in Altoona!
Person 1: I’d rather snort lettuce than eat another MTO.
Person 2: Let’s order an MTO at Sheetz in Altoona!
Person 1: I’d rather snort lettuce than eat another MTO.
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