A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
1.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?
Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique
2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?
Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?
Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique
2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?
Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
by Youthful Wisdom September 6, 2005

A group of twitch streamers who can't get their shit together. They provide comedic entertainment to viewers by playing games and bashing each other comedically.
I just watched a stream from All American Stream Team and it was quite entertaining. It had be rolling in tears.
by Frostwyrven July 22, 2017

Gay Fag 6th grader: Did you see the All American Rejects in concert last night? they r0x0rs!!
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?
Wise person: You mean the All American Rejected Retards?
by Harry Potter April 10, 2005

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.
by MMintGum April 11, 2017

A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.
I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.
by Blakey15 March 19, 2021

Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.
This challenge is not for burgers.
This challenge is not for burgers.
by The Hilo Pito June 7, 2019

The all American boy is usually named Dillon, Luke, or even Dylan! They love America and have a country accent.
by American child🍃🌻 March 23, 2021
