Alek

The realest real one you’ll ever meet. Always brings joy to everyone around him and is arguably one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet. If you have an Alek in your life give him a hug and let him know how cool he is.

Anyone: Yo did you see Alek today?
Other anyone: yeah I actually nutted just from his presence.
Anyone:Same

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

Alek

Alek and Ava

look at Alek

by Galer69 January 29, 2024

Alek

A dude that actually produces heat and THC out of his body and is in a constant state of high. Give him a salad and he will turn your toilet into Chernobyl with no mercy.

Oh no Alek went into the bathroom... better start shopping for a new toilet.

by James2004lee February 6, 2024

Alek

Someone who is a fatass; Alek is someone who would kill if someone ate his leftover.

"that guy is such an alek"

"yeah he eats like a fatty mcfatterson"

by Jane Wenderson November 23, 2023

Aleks

A man with a large and big bomboclat, all the time kind in the moment, mostly serbian.

Oh wow, Aleks Bidouski as a big cock

by Not-Ma December 13, 2023

Alek

bitch ass

is that fuckin alek

by j mklSDFVB:LM" December 10, 2022

Alek

Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.

Person 1: “Alek is burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “He’s also a really good Dad!”

by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021