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Las Vegas Alarm Clock

Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.
Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.
by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017
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Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock
by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022
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geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.
"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"
by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005
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australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.
by georgelopez October 22, 2008
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Nature's Alarm Clock

Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.
Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008
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barbie alarm clock

For a man to be woken up by his girlfriend/one night stand/wife sucking him off.
"Man she woke me up with a barbie alarm clock"
by DanRC September 5, 2007
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