an exclamation used in the club when you and your friends see a person that you know for a fact is a SLUT. It is used most often in gay clubs around Mobile, AL and Pensacola, FL.
"Did you hear me mothafuckas?! I said I'm calling for a SLUT AISLE 9!"
U: Hey guys, do you see what I see?
A: Hell yeah I do! *laughs*
K: I see it too! SLUT AISLE 9!
*everybody repeats loudly*
*the slut's friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about*
Jimmy: I don't understand why you're mad at me.
K: Because your a slut aisle 9.
J: What?
K: You heard me. Now go think about what you did.
J: *walks away, shamed*
U: Hey guys, do you see what I see?
A: Hell yeah I do! *laughs*
K: I see it too! SLUT AISLE 9!
*everybody repeats loudly*
*the slut's friends also scream, unaware of what they are screaming about*
Jimmy: I don't understand why you're mad at me.
K: Because your a slut aisle 9.
J: What?
K: You heard me. Now go think about what you did.
J: *walks away, shamed*
by Umi-la March 21, 2007
To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.
What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.
by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020
Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
by Mooseface April 5, 2018
This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
by Mr. Guy Poulin September 13, 2018
If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order
*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*
Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!
Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!
by DennisMcElroy May 4, 2011
A post-coital muff dive.
"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"
by kenikeli March 15, 2012