teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss
teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss
teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high
by ersdisanta May 28, 2015
Get the Aussie child mug.A word that means that a thread has hit its bump limit.
Kind of a clever way of saying that all new posts are automatically saging the thread, no options.
This term was used on a dead imageboard called krautchan, probably other spin-offs imageboards are using the term aswell.
Kind of a clever way of saying that all new posts are automatically saging the thread, no options.
This term was used on a dead imageboard called krautchan, probably other spin-offs imageboards are using the term aswell.
by MrAsscrack October 28, 2018
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He ausskeet in the boys locker room.
by Panson2360 May 31, 2019
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by Doctor special August 29, 2022
Get the Aussie special mug.Someone who is physically and emotionally attracted to themselves. They may get turned when they look at the mirror, fantasize about their looks and their naked bodies, have thoughts about having a doppelgänger/clone of themselves to have sex with it and even think about marrying themselves (this has actually happened in Taiwan: A woman married herself!).
Although similar, this term should not be confused with metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexuals dress to impress other people, to get compliments for their ego. While they may feel that they look good, they'll still feel NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION towards themselves. Homosexuals also may think they look good, but they'll not be attracted to themselves.
Autosexuals are less vain, narcissistic and uppity than metrosexuals, on the contrary. Autosexuals find themselves attractive not because they think they're the hottest thing in the world but because they are merely attracted to themselves and in their insides (self love). Unlike metrosexuals, autosexuals don't dress to impress, they don't try to look glamorous in front other people to fish for compliments. Why would they, because they only need THEMSELVES and not others.
Autosexuality is more common in men than in women. Women tend to be codependent, usually wanting someone to complete them. Men are usually not like that.
Not to mention, autosexuality does NOT mean someone who is attracted to cars!
Although similar, this term should not be confused with metrosexual and homosexual. Metrosexuals dress to impress other people, to get compliments for their ego. While they may feel that they look good, they'll still feel NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION towards themselves. Homosexuals also may think they look good, but they'll not be attracted to themselves.
Autosexuals are less vain, narcissistic and uppity than metrosexuals, on the contrary. Autosexuals find themselves attractive not because they think they're the hottest thing in the world but because they are merely attracted to themselves and in their insides (self love). Unlike metrosexuals, autosexuals don't dress to impress, they don't try to look glamorous in front other people to fish for compliments. Why would they, because they only need THEMSELVES and not others.
Autosexuality is more common in men than in women. Women tend to be codependent, usually wanting someone to complete them. Men are usually not like that.
Not to mention, autosexuality does NOT mean someone who is attracted to cars!
- Are you an autosexual? Isn't that narcissism at its best?
- I'm an autosexual. I'm in love with myself to the point where I would date it and sleep with it. But I never try to flaunt my body and show off. Us autosexuals are not narcissistic. The love is between me & me, not between me and the crowd. Isn't it arrogance and unfairness to think that your partner is the most "hottest thing on the planet"?
- *Shuts up*
- I'm an autosexual. I'm in love with myself to the point where I would date it and sleep with it. But I never try to flaunt my body and show off. Us autosexuals are not narcissistic. The love is between me & me, not between me and the crowd. Isn't it arrogance and unfairness to think that your partner is the most "hottest thing on the planet"?
- *Shuts up*
by dykefest October 24, 2011
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Made by Australians when feeling particularly patriotic especially during sporting events.
Also heard frequently voiced by Australians overseas. For example, when visiting Aussie themed pubs in London, England.
Exact origin unknown but early instances were observed during Olympic swimming events prior to 2000.
Made by Australians when feeling particularly patriotic especially during sporting events.
Also heard frequently voiced by Australians overseas. For example, when visiting Aussie themed pubs in London, England.
Exact origin unknown but early instances were observed during Olympic swimming events prior to 2000.
by bir0 July 28, 2005
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