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ur aunty haunty

The absolute thing you could say to someone, it is worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap. It causes the receiver of the curse to instantly die.
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: ur mom gay lol
Guy 1: ur dad lesbian
Guy 2: ur granny tranny
Guy 1: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 2: ur aunty haunty
Guy 1: *dies instantly*
by nauroodle March 15, 2018
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Hot Aunty Vibe

The demeanor of an attractive and sophisticated girl who is more mature than her peers and therefore is desired by boys and men alike
She has the "hot aunty vibe"
by lankanPoet January 17, 2021
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Second Generation Aunty

An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.

Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.

These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.

Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)
Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.
by Peanutorca April 18, 2018
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Ur Aunty Ace

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian. Not as nearly as bad as Ur granny tranny. It does a lot of damage and will send your ass to the shadow realm
Mike: Your mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Corey: *thinking* damnit I can’t afford to say ur granny tranny
Corey: Ur Aunty Ace
*Mike is now D E A D*
by BeenTiredSince100AD March 13, 2018
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your aunty transplanty

A worse insult than any other that mankind has ever known. Superior to “your uncy funky”
Person 1: “Your uncy funky!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Your aunty transplanty!”
Person 1: *is wiped from existence and the memories of their loved ones*
by Credit27 May 11, 2018
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aunties aunty

When your aunty is smashing back your other aunties because she is not blood related.
Sister (1). That's my brother's wife. I caught her cutting carpet with our sister's (3) husband's sister.

Sister (2). Really!! Well, I hope she comes to clean my carpet.

Eh, geez girl. That's our nephew's aunty.

The Aunties Aunty.
by TdubyakV August 31, 2021
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Sima Aunty from Mumbai

Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.

- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.

- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.

- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
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