Skip to main content

Assclowns

God, I really can’t stand these assclowns I go to school at.
by girlwithblackpecker December 30, 2017
mugGet the Assclowns mug.

assclown

Demonrats don't know what the hell they are talking about,make stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone, (other then other assclowns) think this about them.
by Crotchety Old Grouch May 16, 2020
mugGet the assclown mug.

bald assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.
by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
mugGet the bald assclown mug.

Assclown

LordOfTheDunes
LOTD is an RG ballsack swinging assclown
by SuperMegaAsshole October 9, 2021
mugGet the Assclown mug.

Assclown

A person that doesn't really know what's going on in life. Usually a Sandy. Almost like a Karen but not as entitled.
This assclown doesn't know how to ride her car correctly. She must be a Sandy.
by Slip drinks go me July 16, 2021
mugGet the Assclown mug.

Assclown

1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.

2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.

The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
mugGet the Assclown mug.

Assclown

Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.

Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 5, 2020
mugGet the Assclown mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email