little bear aspen

1.excellent; great; marvelous

2.of a sort that causes or arouses wonder; amazing; astonishing

We all had a little bear aspen weekend

by Ingame Mechanic February 27, 2010

aspen rae chase

aspen rae chase;
adjective

a person who changes their gender identity, name, sexuality, etc. on a daily/weekly basis and swears its not for attention

ugh, stop being such an aspen rae chase!

by teej-ø February 8, 2017

autumn aspens sister

Chris things shes like super hot and she is aspens sister

Chris: hey autumn aspens sister, your pretty hot

by itsjasonlol February 26, 2019

Aspen (ASS•PAN)

A girl with a flat ass that's shaped like a frying pan.

OMG LOOK AT ASPEN (ASS•PAN) .her butt it's the shape of a frying pan. She ain't got no booty!!

by Ciaraa August 22, 2015

Aspen

Cohen fucker

“Aspen is a Cohen fucker”

by Mydingdong March 7, 2022

Aspen

An overrated ski town for hipster douche bags, wannabes and new money trash (celebrities included)but excluding celebrities like Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell who are down-to-earth coolness. Here elderly men w/ botoxed blow up dolls vacation and re-locate here from Hollyweird, New York Shitty and Chicago. Most people are too busy sitting around listening to NPR or complaining about Dick Cheney conspiracy theories to even ski. The architecture is pretty though....you can thank the mining pioneers for that, oh wait they're gone so maybe not.

Girl 1: Aspen doesn't even feel like Colorado, that old women's face is pulled tighter than that douche's skinny jeans.

Girl 2: True....and, did these hipsters eat all the mountain men, I knew we should have gone to Vail.

by yowwwwyes December 5, 2018

Aspen

ugly rapist who cant keep her fat lips to herself, she has to kiss random hot gingers on the street without consent.

aspen is a form of rape

by mattsmith August 1, 2023