arctic blowjob

When a girl is giving a guy head and has crushed ice in her cheeks so it's cold on the dick but also warm because the warmth of the mouth.
I gave him the best blowjob last night. It was an Arctic blowjob. He loved how it was cold and warm at the same time. He said it was refreshing and that he couldn't wait for another one.
by Madkat21 March 18, 2016
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arctic pussy

When a man enter a woman's vagina, only to find it cold and crusty.
As Bridge entered Brook, he knew she had an arctic pussy
by TheWhiteIverson March 09, 2016
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Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
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Arctic Wristie

To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties
There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night
by Wristieman February 17, 2010
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arctic cat

The best snowmobile that you will ever find. It has a very reliable engine and is the sled that is the least likely to break down.
I have been riding an arctic cat all my life and i have never ever had any trouble at all with them. Trust me when i say that arctic cat is the best out there.
by catfanatic May 16, 2009
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Arctic Dock

When you Wet Dock with your friend in sub zero (Celsius) temperatures, subsequently the urine freezes, creating a bridge between you and your friend. Follow it up with a high-five.
Luc and I were up snowboarding, it was -25, he had to pee so he dropped his pants, and as we were wet docking, his pee froze making an arctic dock.
by Scott Adams69 December 24, 2008
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arctic mole

When a person or group of people ejaculate onto a blind persons face, without them realising. it is used as form of amusement.

works particularly well if the arctic mole target looks like or resembles a mole
LAD: Hey did you seen when simpkins pulled an arctic mole on old mr jones?

GUY: Yeh, i wish i had filmed it.
by the arctic mole December 15, 2009
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