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Antiversary

(n.) The calendar day corresponding to a day in the past when something irretrievably shitty occurred.
Tomorrow is the antiversary of my hound dog's death, and I'd rather drink liquid lye than go to work.
by Toll Carom April 8, 2017
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annireversary

A milestone noting the passage of time since leaving a job or relationship gone bad that renders the original event irrelevant.

Once the amount of time since termination equals the relationship's duration, the annireversary has been reached and it falls into the black hole of time.
EX: You dated someone for exactly two years, and you broke up on November 5, 2011. You may celebrate the annireversary on November 6, 2013.
by CMos October 22, 2013
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hy-manniversary

When a woman celebrates the anniversary of when she busted her hymen having sex the first time.
Today is my hy-manniversary and marks the tenth year of being sexually active.
by shXtacy May 12, 2016
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fanniversary

The anniversary of the date you entered a fandom, based on whatever you consider the genesis of becoming a fan.
"You know, one year ago today I drew my first "Harry Potter" fanart."
"Oh my God, like, happy one year fanniversary!"
by Omusubi October 23, 2005
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Analversary

When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.
Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.
by Mike In Woodstock October 24, 2008
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canniversary

The yearly celebration of a person's first time trying or enjoying cannabis in some form. Sometimes celebrated by sharing one's cannabis or paraphernalia with members of their smoking community (reddit.com/trees, for example). Can also be celebrated with cannabis-infused space cake with candles.

Also, just another reason to get together with your stoner friends and get baked. Not to be confused with 4/20, the annual holiday that celebrates pot culture in general.
Miles invites his stoner circle over to his house every year at 4:20 on July 5th to celebrate his canniversary with them. They usually bring him gifts of rolling papers, a dub sack, and next year, they're going to Amsterdam for his canniversary!
by Milesabove July 6, 2011
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manniversary

The anniversary of the day you lost your virginity.
Hey you wanna go out for some beers to celebrate my manniversary?
by Sean O'Connor December 22, 2006
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