Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.

I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.

by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009

ALLEY OOCHEE

Born Ashley Culpepper in Waterloo, IA December 12, 1988 Alley is becoming a well known household name. Alley oochee is a female rapper that is considered to be up there with " the men". ALLEY OOCHEE moved to Atlanta, GA in 1996 when she was 7. She is multi-talented she models, acts, produces, writes, directs films, and of course raps.

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by jellyo November 26, 2010

alley catz

just the best

joe sean nick fred and pokey are the alley catz of the class

by captinobvious July 1, 2011

alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop

me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop

by bowchesne December 29, 2010

Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008

alley oop

when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop

I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.

by tophieCC September 15, 2010

alley scrounging

exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale

alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let's say an Easter egg hunt.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2016