Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!

by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025

Albuquerque

The place where there are snorkel-stealing hermaphrodites, donut shops that only have weasels, Colombia Record Club loving girls, and chain-saw wielding workers at The Sizzler.

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque!

by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025

going full albuquerque

another way to say "go crazy"

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"

by trainfan March 8, 2025

Albuquerque

That place where the meth is at

Jesse: Yo mr white we need to cook
Walt: Ok
Jesse: yeah bitch
Walt: Only In Albuquerque

by thatguyteheheheahahaha69 April 16, 2022

Albuquerque

A magical faraway place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy, and the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

"I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

albuquerque

Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

In the beginning, there were Meth Zombies and they ruled Albuquerque.

by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018