Alabama HotPocket 

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.

After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.

Alabama HotPocket by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009

Alabama Hotpocket 

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.

Alabama Hotpocket by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009

Alabama Hotpocket 

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though

That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it

Alabama Hotpocket by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012

Alabama Hotpocket 

When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.

“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”

Alabama Hotpocket by cwbyz April 12, 2023

Alabama Hotpocket 

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.

Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...

Alabama Hotpocket by IamSmert_ April 19, 2021

Alabama HotPocket 

When a person take shit and jerk off with it.

Jack came in the room after he did a Alabama HotPocket

Alabama HotPocket by brodangles September 16, 2011

alabama hotpocket 

When you shit in a woman's vagina

Her: give me an Alabama hotpocket
Him:ok

alabama hotpocket by Tugdgj March 3, 2017