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my ar lag 

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my ar lag is ports hells slut

Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver 

The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.

Twist your arm 

Making someone do something they don't want to do.
Boy: Are you coming over?
Girl: I guess if you really want me to..
Boy: I'm not trying to twist your arm don't come if you don't want to.
Girl: Cool!

Bite your arm off 

This is not aggressive behaviour that a football fan might engage in. In fact it just means that someone is over excited to get something.
"The kids would bite your arm off for an ice cream.
Bite your arm off by olx May 23, 2011

humourus like the bone in your arm 

this is a phrase commonly used by myself, The Popster, and Conrad the sailor. It means something is funny, or humourus, and therefore like the bone in your arm.
Oh dear Char has browned the sofa
humourus like the bone in your arm

Leaning on your arm 

A form of laziness that every person partakes of but is a form of slacking that I'm sure no American is aware of(except for me). It implies that you are so lazy, that you do not even wish to support your upper body with brute strength alone, and therefore is reduced to (often while sitting) putting all centrifugal weight on a crutch. All jocks do it, so the next time someone with interests surrounding technology has fun poked at their lazy ass by a nigger or honky football player, imagine the following dialogue...
"lolz chris, you weakling, you slouch and don't play sports, and your only spent energy surrounds your hands in the form of wanking off, playing video games, and operating a comp-..."
"Close your meatloafy mouth, Reggie, you lean on your arm all the time when sitting. So it becomes one of two reasons that you don't have shit on me. The other being that you're a stinky coon, and need to stop bouncing/kicking an inflated round piece of rubber and start knitting me some boots, and that's because you're a nigger, and therefore are subhuman, and hence only a tool to be used by white land-owning christians for the generation and distribution of apparel and food."
"Wow I better kiss your ass constantly and make sure your footwear shine with hard work."
"Damn right jiggaboo."