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Derf Snort

A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale.
Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness.
by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010
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Korple Snort

When you have literally no idea what is happening, and you fart loudly
Person 1: What is happening? *fart*
Person 2: Did you just korple snort?
by arglefloop February 15, 2019
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Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles
Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!
by Karl jr November 7, 2020
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Mixing the snorts

crushing 2 different pills and putting them together in one line to blow.
dude im so fucked. what'd you do man? i was mixing the snorts man, vicodin and percocet.
by zmoerder April 26, 2011
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G-Snort

G-Snort, /Je snôrt/, Noun.

G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.

During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
"Ayyyyy, Nigga! Lemme get a dime of that G-Snort!"
by NilfgertheViking August 18, 2018
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Snort Me

To put ones nose into another mans gooch
by Jaqueefisisex February 13, 2019
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Chode Snort

The act of sniffing on a chode so hard it goes up your nose.
Hey bro you wont believe what happened last night. Jasmine came over and I was going ham on that chode and accidenty had a Chode snort, I couldnt help it I just love sniffen that chode you feel bro?
by Fatcoochslayer69 December 1, 2021
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