No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns

Ewan Joseph Johnson is Cool

by MindGaming January 18, 2017

national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

Ewan

He doesn’t even know

Ewan: what’s the answer?
Everyone else: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Ewan Gould

Someone who likes happy tapioca

Ewan Gould is so wierd he really love happy tapioca

by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022

Ewan

Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.

He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.

Ewan- meow meow meow prrrr prrrr

by buttahdawg December 1, 2023