dipshit

the plastic bag they put your clothes in after you take them the dry cleaners.

lady working @ dry cleaners: here's your clothes mam'.
girl: ummm.... mam' btw I aint a mam' I'm a teen.
lady: sorry.
girl: its okay but next time you call me a mam' give me a stronger dipshit. I ripped this one.

by fattimama March 30, 2008

dipshit

A dipshit is a person or thing that is a "Dip-Shit". Also kown as a "Deep-Shit", as in extremely large in height

"Damn John, you sure are a dip-shit"

by leibabe87 May 14, 2005

dipshit

*Darwin
*Someone with the name Darwin
*A Dominicain who is named Darwin

"What is a dipshit?"
"Darwin."

by It's Like the Frenchies, but not French May 11, 2008

Captain Dipshit

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

dipshit donald

A moniker or nickname for Donald J. Trump similar in style to some of the monikers that he has created for some of his political opponents such as "little Marco" and "lyin' Ted". This particular nickname seems to fit him well as his character and personality shares many similarities with the term dipshit.

As a point of reference, the definition of dipshit is...a despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

Why doesn't Dipshit Donald want the public to see his tax returns?
Dipshit Donald likes to act the fool.
America doesn't want Dipshit Donald to be the next President of the United States.

by Jayden Bronx May 23, 2016

captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.

1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.

by MSN 2007 July 24, 2009

Dr. Dipshit

A Person So Stupid They Have a PHD in being a Dipshit

Denis: Hitler was a Jew Right?

David: Um.....Yeah Dr. Dipshit

by Davidmarks July 29, 2009