County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
Let's meet downstairs for a briefing.
by Abiwale April 01, 2021
It is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. E stands for emergency. This is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. It is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares.
by Coin that phrase! February 24, 2011
Hi cut briefs are a type of women's underwear that feature a high waist band (similar to other types of women's briefs) and leg holes that are cut very high up on the underwear exposing a lot of the woman's thigh
Those are nice Hi cut briefs
by the real Joseph stalin May 22, 2019
sis: your brief is brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.
bro: no its white.
sis: yeah its brown.
bro: no its white.
sis: look its brown in the middle there's poop on it.
bro: brown brief.
by mali it titi mo June 03, 2017
*looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"
by Brief Cake August 02, 2015
An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
by Shasta LaShay October 25, 2020