A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.
That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.
by Yourboilet May 28, 2022
Get the Bag of dicks mug.A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.
Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.
Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”
by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024
Get the Bag of dicks mug.A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
Get the Bag of dicks mug.Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
Get the man amongst a bag of dicks mug.I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!
*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
by C$milf December 1, 2025
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