34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.

See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96

by Voiceofreason2 December 31, 2024

96

The opposite of 69. It is performed by assuming the 69 position and then each person flips around and then the pair link arms at the elbow and do butt bumps. It is traditionally performed as a friendly way of diffusing sexual tension between friends of the opposite sex.

Yoo Betty, I need some 96. Is your ass still sore from all that booty bumping last night?

by sector97grepresentative September 18, 2023

96

The act of eating ass

Have you ever heard of cisco? He 96's so good

by ANAL WITH NO LUBE May 18, 2016

Bill 96

Perhaps the first of "the Neoremberg Laws"

Is there a parallel between the the neoremberg laws and bill 96?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

96

69 but in reverse, therefore it’s ass to mouth.

“I accidentally asked my gf to 96 instead of 69, now my mouth Tastes like shit.

by SBERAYNN August 1, 2019

96

The moment after 69 where you rethink the crappy life choices that got you there.

You during 96:"why did I 69 with Jenifer. Was she really worth it?"

by Squidward's_Communist_Chili February 20, 2020

96

The opposite of 69

Also A way to deny sex

E.X A: Do you want to 69?

B:I 'd rather do a 96.

A:Kay Wait.......

by Nibtunococ July 7, 2019