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An example of why anarchy is a worst case scenario under every circumstance.
It's like if there was two of Socrates, they went into an argument and both lowered their standards on purpose in an attempt to get their their partner to do so aswell, except neither of them did it on purpose, rather because they are both genuinely mental, and then ~8-24 million other retarded hairy, fatty and sweaty men from 400 B.C. joined in on the argument, resulting in an infinite loop of standards being lowered and sanity being lost, except it's not even an argument anymore, rather an unregulated imageboard with a community composed of neckbeards sharing images of humanoid wolves sucking themselves off in full comfort of anonymity.
Person 1: So, what do you think about the website called 4chan I suggested you check out?
Person 2: Get out of my vicinity and don't talk nor touch me for the next 4 days in which I try to regain my mental health and decide if you're worth interacting with.

*Person 1 wakes up*
Person 1: Oh, so it was a dream. I thought I was having an actual social interaction with another human being other than the dominos's delivery guy for the first time in 8 years.
by MostlyUnbiased July 13, 2020
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The SECRET WEBSITE of the HACKERS ON STEROIDS known as ANONYMOUS.
If you ever go to this website, you must GET A DOG AND SHUT THE CURTAINS!
CONFRONTING EVIL
A far-left website known as "4chan" is providing child pornography to internet pedophiles.
by FAUX NEWS January 25, 2009
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What the Patriots are trying to protect us from.
But in 4chan, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander... All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution.
by KefkaJ December 28, 2005
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4chan: the beginning and the end of the Internet. 4chan is where there is no logic. 4chan rules the world because the 4chan army anonymous controls all. 4chan's leader is the great one, the owner of 4chan. His name is moot. Anonymous is invincible. Anonymous is everything.
When you enter 4chan you are simultaneously mind fucked, and your childhood is raped.
4chan is the Internet, and all that inhabits it.
by Dukeofsins April 6, 2008
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Did you see that entitled parent vid on 4chan?
by RussianPropaganda April 19, 2019
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A website I regret looking up. Nothing but a cesspool of shit.
yesterday I looked up 4chan, now I wish I didn't have eyes.
by Hothrax October 25, 2020
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I entered 4chan to unknowingly see the most illegal porn ever
by 4uffin July 5, 2023
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