January 2nd

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u

Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd

by asethic_helper December 31, 2020

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2nd wave

Following a clean drop with minimal clean up required, from nowhere, you are hit by a 2nd wave which results in a million wiper.

Dave: "I just had a lovely dump, nice clean break, just about to pull up my trousers and BAM! a 2nd wave. Took forever to get my arse clean."

Jon "I think you better go back and do a vanity wipe just in case!"

by 2ace November 29, 2011

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August 2nd

National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.

Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out

by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021

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December 2nd

National Skip School Day

Everyone skips school on December 2nd.

Teacher: Why is most of my class gone?

Student: It's December 2nd. National skip school day!

by imprettygay November 11, 2019

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DECEMBER 2ND

The Day The most awesome and woke people were born

Rod is so woke because he was born on December 2nd

by Kingrod1995 October 15, 2019

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2nd December

sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please

A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please

by DSi_Lite November 26, 2020

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