May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

2nd wave

Following a clean drop with minimal clean up required, from nowhere, you are hit by a 2nd wave which results in a million wiper.

Dave: "I just had a lovely dump, nice clean break, just about to pull up my trousers and BAM! a 2nd wave. Took forever to get my arse clean."

Jon "I think you better go back and do a vanity wipe just in case!"

by 2ace November 29, 2011

August 2nd

National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.

Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out

by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021

December 2nd

National Skip School Day

Everyone skips school on December 2nd.

Teacher: Why is most of my class gone?

Student: It's December 2nd. National skip school day!

by imprettygay November 11, 2019

DECEMBER 2ND

The Day The most awesome and woke people were born

Rod is so woke because he was born on December 2nd

by Kingrod1995 October 15, 2019

2nd December

sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please

A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please

by DSi_Lite November 26, 2020

2nd november

Self care day spoil yourself eat all your Halloween candy/sweets if u have any

Girl: Imma just lie in bed all day
Other girl: u can’t it’s self care day/2nd November go put on a face mask idk

by My mum is a stripper November 1, 2020