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A phrase usually used to describe a female that died for penis these females usually have abnormally large foreheads and there names usually begin with s
‘O my is DDD ****** ‘
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Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.

It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.

To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
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Man #1: Dude how is DDD going?
Man #2: It’s going great man, I’ve literally been destroying my dick every night!
by XxGetWaffledxX December 17, 2019
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ddd is about life
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Dicked Down to Doja
- Having seggsy time while listening to Doja Cat
"So what did you do last night?"
"Well, I got DDD ;)"
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chad is always the ddd, man can always drive no matter what
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Destroy Dick December is a challenge that every single person of the male gender MUST participate in or they face a punishment worse than death known as "Falling Asleep First at The Sleepover". The activity requires that everybody participating must nut once on December 1st, Twice on December 2nd, Thrice on December 3rd and this goes on until January 1st. This Is the opposite of NNN
Person A: Bro it's DDD

Person B: yea ik bruh i failed already

Person A: haha you fucking goofy ahh loser

Person B: i just couldn't do it my 8==D was sore by the 5th day
by Clappin'Cheeks69 December 22, 2022
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