shit up my dog's ass 

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

shit up my dog's ass by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008

Dog STD’s 

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

Dog STD’s by Special E.D June 17, 2018

The dog's danglers. 

Scottish- 1. Describing something a being good. Similar to the English expression ' the dog's bollocks'.
2. A dogs testicles.

Shortened abbv. Dog's dangs.

That car is the dog's danglers.

The dog's danglers. by G to the fucking 00 June 5, 2018

snoop dog’s legs 

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

snoop dog’s legs by kyleiskool July 30, 2018

The Burmese weeping dog's anus 

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

The Burmese weeping dog's anus by Melabetch March 26, 2016

Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass 

Intense pain, usually of a self inflicted variety

Damn, I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is throbbing like a sick dog's ass

Throbbing like a Sick dog's ass by Deener Dangle Dongle May 19, 2022

Lube the dog’s arse 

Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.

That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.

Lube the dog’s arse by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022