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preminstrel syndrome

Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.
Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
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Kriss Syndrome

Kriss Syndrome is then your called and ask too hang out and say You will be ther in 5. Than come after 45 min
Boy 1: He said he’ll be here in five
Boy 2: Oh yeah he has Kriss syndrome
by Gormur12 October 30, 2019
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Downy Syndrome

When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.
Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!

Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.
by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019
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Bat Syndrome

The sudden urge to dedicate your life to become Batman
I now have Bat Syndrome after watching the Dark Knight trilogy.
by anonymous October 27, 2023
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Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.
Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.
by MikeTheIncel January 7, 2024
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Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022
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Yes in a down syndrome voice

When someone says yes but like they are missing chromosomes
"YEEEEEESSSSSSS"
"oh no hes doing yes in a down syndrome voice"
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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