Skip to main content

Cock Watching

verb
A individual or group, man or woman, having a prolonged issue about what kind of woman a man chooses to get with.

This usually pertains to said individual(s) pestering the man about his type and about the woman’s ethnicity, nationality, race, color, hobbies, interests of the woman he chooses to get with and why he has made that choice or even try to demonize that man’s decision.
person 1: bro idk why you only go for those type of girls.

person 2: so what dude, its called having a type, how am I supposed to stay away from what I’m attracted to?

person 3: bro you’re definitely cock watching him, let him be.

person 2: exactly, instead of keeping track of what girl I stick my penis in or what girl I chill with, get your own chick!
by NungaBungas March 12, 2024
mugGet the Cock Watchingmug.

Cock weilder

A man who has sex with many women.
Jason gets a lot of pussy.
Therefore, he's a cock weilder.
by Unique princess December 3, 2013
mugGet the Cock weildermug.

Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017
mugGet the Irish Corned Cockmug.

cock snaffler

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else
Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.
by 2can Chu March 25, 2024
mugGet the cock snafflermug.

Cock Amish

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately
by Cock farm November 13, 2014
mugGet the Cock Amishmug.

Cock Nazi

An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.
So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!
by lasonambula April 22, 2020
mugGet the Cock Nazimug.

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
mugGet the Cock Diapermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email