weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

Can of Ass Whoop

The thing i'mma pull out on you, mothafucka

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

by The_Mothafuckin_Man January 3, 2009

dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

buck ass naked

A combination of bare assed and buck naked. Another form is buck ass nekkid. Usually applies to a drunk frat boy types in innocent homo-erotic situations while hard drinking with their buddies.

Josh: "Hey, that Chad guy is buck ass naked and sportin' a semi."

Jake: "Yep, he's a nudie."

Jeremy: (as he drops his boxers) "Yeah, he'll nude up any time, anywhere."

by Jacero10 August 20, 2006

grown ass kid

A guy who acts like a kid. Doesn't mean he's immature just has the heart of a little kid because he never had that well of a childhood...

Kanye West - Through the Wire

And I still won't grow up
I'm a grown ass kid
Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that i did

by some polak October 27, 2004

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

Weak ass nigga

Someone who doesn't know how to change a tire

That weak ass nigga Johnny had a mechanic called to change his tire.

by desipseudonym November 22, 2016