Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019

Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

by FTWW September 17, 2023

Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

Cock Frog

A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.

My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now

by robins hood March 5, 2021

Cock lovers 3000

When you and your gay friend and his lover love cocks ❤️

Join the cock lovers 3000 chat

by O'Neko April 22, 2022