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Sun Valley High School

A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.
"yo bro you ever go to Sun Valley High School?"
"stfu loser"
by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025
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Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.
“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”
by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024
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Ipswich State High School

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.
Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself
by killyourself123456789 March 22, 2023
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Lincoln high school

Lincoln highschool has an horrible education system probably the worst In Michigan it's full of wanna be gang members, crackheads and sluts the teachers are nice the principal is ******ed but the worst about Lincoln are all the white boys that act gangster or hard oh and the football team is better than Belleville
I went to Lincoln high school that place was wack
by Apple123344 October 15, 2021
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atlantic high school

the ghetto school of delray. with multiple physical fights breaking out daily, you will never see an uneventful day. the homophobe vs liberal fight still prevails, but with furries roaming the halls, this adds a level of difficulty for the liberals to back them up. freshman think it’s ok to walk around with an unshaven mustache and dress up daily to impress the juniors/ seniors who are scouting for their next victim. teachers won’t mind drug use at school, the only rule is that sharing is caring 😉 this school features zero diversity, with most of the population featuring african american of white individuals. you may also get harassed by soundcloud rappers or “jhits” in the hallway, so beware.
by random user 2004822 September 7, 2021
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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Clear Spring High School

The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
by CSHS Poster May 23, 2020
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