Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

cock puff

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds

My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.

by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.

For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock

by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018

Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Cock

A bird you dumbass.

“I love me some cock!”

by bbcongod January 24, 2020

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

rock cock killer 9000

it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd

oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool

rayan: no i have not what is this product

by THE J!!! March 10, 2022