cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

Flat cock

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps

Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already

by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

Nathan Cock Stracco

He is a half-gremlin half-brute devilish man. He has a large and juicy GYATTT!.

Nathan Cock Stracco is annoying as fuck.

by SniperGaming0127 April 3, 2024

Cock blocker

Sam Winchester.

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!

by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Cock Block

(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.

I cock blocked yesterday

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020

cock

shreks is large mine is small

your cock is the size of a tic tak

by asshole.jpg December 27, 2021