cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.

Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”

by karrot November 22, 2021

Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.

"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."

by anonymous February 1, 2024

cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

Cock

A combination of Coca-Cola and milk. Like Pilk.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, can I taste your cock?"
Guy 2: "Sure bro, go ahead."

by Savoir-Faire April 4, 2022

cock waffler

when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly

i gave her a good cock waffler last night

by Cock waffler October 14, 2019

Cock

The thing u will never touch

p1: Hey bro can I touch ur cock? p2: no

by Oh god no January 29, 2023