Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

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body on me

A sexy song from 2015 by Rita Ora and Chris Brown

Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Heyo, heyo, if you want it then you got it, hold me
No more, no more wasting time
We can, we can go all night
Heyo, heyo, I just wanna feel your body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me
Ayayayayayayayayaya
Body on me

by KookieKream3 August 20, 2018

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Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

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Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

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jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.

I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

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