Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).

Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.

by Vintage Cardinal October 25, 2025

passover syndrome

TFW ordinary people suddenly wake up to the negative results of privileged exploitation.

Ordinary person: "Wah"
Superior Person: Oh, you've just got Passover Syndrome.

by wildgraf October 22, 2018

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021

Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn

by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

Katie syndrome

the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person

person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly

person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome

by bigdumb January 5, 2020

Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.

by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021