A Steamy Shit Sabotage is when a man coats his penis with shit and then shoves it up the female's vagina right after she queefs.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”
by hdidbsodndjs November 30, 2018

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.
Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."
Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."
by 7h0rn3 January 1, 2009

Dude sees a friend walking by and says hey whats happening ? Other dude replies Same ole Shit different day .Dude replies yeah I hear ya .
by troubledemon March 8, 2012

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.
I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011

by Carabear77 October 15, 2016

A moment where one is inclined to say "Oh Shit", this could be a traumatic, frightening, or hilarious moment.
Friend#1: "I had an Oh Shit Moment Yesterday when a cop turned the corner and saw me smoking a joint."
Friend#2: "Oh Shit"
Friend#2: "Oh Shit"
by Wargodx7 March 2, 2010
